Thursday, June 25, 2009
BUSY...
Friday, June 12, 2009
Just One of Those Days..
Wednesday, June 10, 2009
Anatomy of a Murder: Jay-Z's "DOA(Death of a Auto-tune)"
Musically, "DOA" is a snooze. The beat, by (prime Auto-Tune Offender) Chicago producer No ID*, has walloping snare drum hits and soprano saxophone noodling—a stock old-school sound that signifies we are about to receive a schoolmarm's lesson in Real Hip-Hop. Which is what Jay-Z provides, or tries to, in a notably slack and witless recitation of would-be zinger-couplets: "I know we facing a recession/ But the music y'all making go'n' make it the Great Depression"; "This is just violent/ This is Death of Auto-Tune, moment of silence"; "This ain't a No. 1 record/ This is practically assault with a deadly weapon"; etc. To drive home the point that the track is Auto-Tune-free, the rapper's verses are interspersed with some painfully off-key warbling of the refrain from "Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye."
Who exactly Jay-Z is taking on in this polemic is unclear. You would assume his targets areKanye West, Lil Wayne, and T-Pain—the highest-profile Auto-Tune freaks—but in an interview on Hot 97, he excused those three on the grounds that their music has "great melodies." (Whether this is a virtue is complicated by a boast in "DOA": "My raps don't have melodies.") In lieu of picking a fight with human beings, Jay-Z disses technology itself, calling out not just pitch-correction software but iTunes and ringtones. (We await the release of the rapper's forthcoming Blueprint 3 album for Jay-Z's rants against the cotton gin and the steam engine.)
In other words, Jay-Z has slipped on his backpack and is playing the curmudgeonly hip-hop purist. This is usually a bad omen—the sign of a rap career in precipitous decline—but Jay-Z is strategically astute. In an interview with MTV, Kanye let slip: "We actually removed all the songs [from Blueprint 3] with Auto-Tune to make the point that this is an anti-Auto-Tune album." Evidently, Jay-Z's disdain for Auto-Tune is late-breaking. Did he listen to his Auto-Tune-slathered new songs, realize he sounded silly—like an old man huffing and puffing to keep up with the kids—and opt to turn this shortcoming to his advantage? Production crazes in hip-hop have notoriously short shelf lives; with or without "DOA," Auto-Tune will soon fall out of favor and die of natural causes. But clever ol' Jay-Z has positioned himself to claim credit for a murder.
Poem of the Day[#2]
They say good things come to those who wait.
Is that a lie, is this really true?
A person can wait forever and ever and never get what they want.
Time is a precious thing to waste..
She clearly wasted all her time.
Her love was prepaid
and her waiting for him everyday was like a dollar off of her heart.
They say Love is everlasting?
How can this be everlasting when she was waiting for love to be delivered.
She was looking for love to be delivered in a UPS PACKAGE.
She was lookin for next day mail
They say love is blind.
And she needed glasses.
Lesson #2: Don't wait on love to come when you think you found the right person...Love will come to everyone when it is necessary...So don't rush it..Love isnt something that you have to go out and find..-its something that just comes..and when it comes...you will know..
*!Tenderoni!**